First day of house viewing, never thought I'd be doing this again. Three houses, or should I say matchboxes. The first in a place I've always scorned and here I was, sad eh. Look to the left and a huge pylon, look to the right and a mound of unwanted fridges, freezers and lawn mowers, so it was a no go before I'd even viewed the inside.

House number two looked sooooooooo small from the outside but as I opened the car door I heard birds singing so that was a plus. There was a lovely copse just steps away. Whilst small I immediately had my decorating head on and there was a Pebble sized dog flap - was that a sign? I'm going to put an offer in tomorrow.

House number three was near the doctor's surgery. It did nothing for me anyway plus there was no access to the rear garden.